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donna the alpaca.
shacka lacka tacka lacka to the alpaca named donnnnnaa.
donna is my alpaca
i love her even when she’s naughty
i punish donna when she is naughty
she gets all kinds crap thrown at her
beans, jeans, rocks, and socks
grains and fried plantains
donna has been struck by lightening several times
she’s super alpaca for she is not dead
donna has a multicolored fleece
i dye her fleece purple and aqua
she stands out form the herd of the others on the ranch
donna likes when i play in the hall of the mountain king to her (techno remix version of course)
donna eats plantains she’s obsessed with them
donna has a crush on josip the allan the alpaca
donna has a obsessive compulsve disorder with plantains
donna is my favoritest alpaca outta my herd
she’s the lead alpaca!
shacka lacka donna the alpaca
waca saca daca kaca vaca baca laca yaca
donna the alpaca
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“Peruvian surfer Domingo Pianezzi rides a wave with his alpaca, Pisco, at San Bartolo beach in Lima, Peru, on March 16. Pianezzi has spent a decade training dogs to ride on the nose of his board, and now he is the first to do so with an alpaca.”
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Tri-thrusting alpaca!
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Links!
http://www.alpacabreeders.org/
http://www.orehillfarmalpacas.com/
http://www.marylandalpacas.org/
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- "Alpaca is maniac’s best friend."
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Alpaca Poetry
In the land of Peru where the hoofed alpaca prance
People come from near and far to watch the alpaca play
They also come to watch them dance
It is best to watch the alpaca in May
Donna Nichols herds alpaca
She is a fat ass
She is a little bit wacca
Her alpaca are full of sass
Josip Mijatovic also loves these mammals
The croatian grizzles alpaca
But he does not grizzle camels
Josip smokes lots of cracka
Katie Gebhard loves them too
She likes how they approach
She calls them boo
She is an alpaca coach
Shannon Mullins enjoys them as well
She likes how they lick
She gives them each an alpaca bell
Those little alpaca always get her sick
Donna, Josip, Shannon, and Katie
Love alpaca soooooo
They like an alpaca no matter if it’s a guy or lady
They hate to watch them go
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Links!
http://www.alpacaloveclub.com/game.html
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All you need is alpaca
alpaca alpaca alpaca alpaca alpaca alpaca alpaca alpaca alpaca.
There's nothing you can do that can't be baaaaaaaaed.
Nothing you can baaaaaa that can't be sung.
Nothing you can baaaaaaaaaa but you can learn how to lick your love
It's wooly!
There's nothing you can hoof that can't be made.
No alpaca you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can thrust but you can learn how to be Josip
in time - It's wooly
All you need is alpaca, all you need is alpaca,
All you need is alpaca alpaca alpaca is all you need.
alpaca alpaca alpaca alpaca alpaca alpaca alpaca alpaca alpaca.
All you need is alpaca, all you need is alpaca
All you need is alpaca alpaca alpaca is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known to Donna.
Nothing you can herd that isn't alpaca
No ranch you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's wooly
All you need is alpaca, all you need is alpaca,
All you need is alpaca alpaca alpaca is all you need.
All you need is alpaca {all together now)
All you need is alpaca (everybody)
All you need is alpaca alpaca alpaca is all you need. -
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50 things the perfect alpaca would do.
1. Know how to make you baaaaaaa when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your wool, but you always smell him.
3. Stick up for you by baaaaaing at other alpacas, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the alpaca polo match.
5. Come up behind you and put his hoofs around your wooly torso.
6. Play with your wool.
7. His hoof always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants some grass.
9. Offer you plenty of stampeeds.
10. Dance with you even if he feels like a llama.
11. Never run out of baaaaaaas
12. Be funny, but know how to be stoicly alpaca.
13. Realize he’s being funny when he needs to be stoicly alpaca.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get your wool ready.
15. React so cutely when you stampeed him that it actually hurts.
16. Alpaca grin a lot.
17. Plan a romantic roam full of cheesy things that he wouldn’t normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you as an alpaca.
19. Help other alpacas out.
20. Frolock 5 hours to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a lick or baaaa when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Baaaaaaa to the star wars theme song, even if he can’t.
23. Have a creative sense of alpaca humor.
24. Stare at your wool.
25. Baaaa for no reason.
26. Quit thrusting other alpacas just because he loves you that much to quit it.
27. Give her your woolie to sleep in.
28. Leave you cute text baaaaaas.
29. Lick you in front of his friends.
30. Tell you that you look wooliful.
31. Touch your wool.
32. Just gallivant around with you.
33. Forgive you for your alpaca mistakes.
34. Look at you like you’re the only alpaca he’ll ever see.
35. Hold your hoof when you’re around his friends.
36. When you start swearing at him, baaaaaa that he loves you.
37. Let you fall asleep in his wool arms and hoofs.
38. Get you mad, then lick you.
39. Stay up with you all night when you are not able to digest grass.
40. Watch your favorite alpaca flicks with you.
41. Kiss your wool.
42. Give you the farm.
43. Let you wear his wool.
44. When you’re sad, baaaaaa with you.
45. Let you know you’re alpacaly important.
46. Let you take all the photos you want of his wool.
47. Kiss your wool in the pouring rain.
48. Be there for you no matter how often your hoof gets stuck in his wool.
49. When he falls in love with you, he baaaaaaas you.
50. And when he tells you he loves you, he’ll love you like he’s never loved some alpaca before.
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A Personal Story :)
Katie Marie Gebhard was born on November 27th, 1994 to Patti and Mark Gebhard on a little Alpaca Ranch in Peru. Shannon Marie Mullins was born on Christmas of the very same year but in a llama ranch in Croatia. Katie met Shannon on a family trip to Croatia when they where both 12. Katie noticed Shannon’s discomfort around llamas and how terribly they treated her and her family, so Katie rescued Shannon and her family from the Satanish devil llamas and brought her to live in Peru with her family where they galloped around ALPACA! Katie and Shannon became best friends because of their mutual love for alpaca. The hoofed mammal was just so irrisistible to them and they were allured by its presence. Its glossy fleece just stroked across their skin so delicately that they couldn’t help but fall in love. Then, one day, their first day of highschool actually, they fell in love with a creature in their new french class named Josip Mijatovic. Josip had this alpaca appeal about him. He dwelled in the dark, gallivanted in the sun, roamed in alpaca grass patches, and sang with the hummingbirds that nested in Peru. The two best friends fought over Josip for months and months and decided their was only one way to settle who could have him. They decided to have an alpaca race to Chile and back. The race took place no more than after the second week of highschool. Josip came to the race and sly and romantically smirked at each girl, not caring who would win the race because they were both joyous prizes to him and either could entertain him with their chin.
Side Note: Chins are devil beings that possessed the girls at the time
The race began, Katie in the lead. Shannon got mad and began to fling alpaca poop and her. Katie got furious and so she made her alpaca spit at Shannon. Shannon was infuriated and so she made her alpaca barf on Katie and so on. When the two reached Chile, the turn-around-point, they were neck and neck. All of a sudden a huge herd of alpaca stampeeded toward them, raiding to the star wars theme song. It was at that moment that Katie and Shannon realized that they did not need Josip. All they needed to be happy was a herd of alpaca. Alpaca were the hoofed mammals that made them friends in the first place. The beings their chins deeply desired and Josip could go screw fat lady bed porn, and so they mounted their alpaca and spent the day frolocking in a valley in Chile with the lovely Alpaca. Word is, Josip traveled to the U.S.A. that year where he started Sophmore year at St. Thomas More and met another yet different Katie Gebhard and Shannon Mullins, author of this story and her best friend. They were ten thousand times more crazy than the two gallivanting in Chile. This Katie and this Shannon were also obsessed with alpaca, chins, etc, so Josip took interest instead in the French teacher. Today, Katie and Shannon of both countries still obsess over the most wonderful animal in the world, the alpaca!
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How Urban Dictionary interprets the ALPACA
According to Urban Dictionary….
Alpaca Sex Definition:
When an event gets so out of hand that the actions taking place are just plain disturbing and wrong. Okay, you guys need to chill out! It’s really starting to feel like alpaca sex here!
Alpaca Definition:
the worlds greatest animal. this is so because jesus chose an alpaca to ride to the area we now know as the united states. the alpaca was his “godly animal” of choice because the alpaca could walk across water, fly if it really loved you, and could reach speeds up to the speed of sound on foot. be sure to get down and chant the following phrase if you see an alpaca: “shama ghala eh oh calla, shama ghala eh oh calla.” the phrase means “pray to the almighty animal of god!” jesus rode the almighty alpaca
